I consider myself a modern day geisha.... I can play two instruments, dance, pour tea, serve drinks, and have a playful banter when it comes to conversation. In fact all my friends are. And we can get the attention of any man or woman with a single glance.

So without further ado... some pictures...

Geisha performance. She's only 17 and is in training to become a full Geisha. Currently she only dances and poses for pictures. When she becomes 20 she can become full Geisha and completely host a dinner party.

Here's a bunch of baby boomers in Japan at a tea house. Man you can tell these people are American because they are all sitting in some type of chair.

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Chris Brown Shows Us What Happens To Any Man Who Touches Rihanna
By Dan Hopper

If Chris Brown really is pulling a ‘Jason Biggs in American Pie‘ just from touching Rihanna, you know what? I can’t really blame him:

Rihanna and Chris Brown

I’m sure the same thing would happen to me if I ever met Jane Siegel from Mad Men. Who among us can judge?

I’m Beginning To Wonder If Chris Brown Has A J*zz-In-The-Pants Problem
By Sara Schaefer

Here’s a video of Chris Brown at a concert, where he has an obvious boner while performing. First off, he’s wearing shiny pants that really accentuate the boner. Secondly, he repeatedly tries to shove it down. Then, when you combine this incident with his clear j*zz-in-the-pants incident with Rihanna last week, I’m beginning to wonder if Chris is in way over his head with this stardom stuff. He’s just a country boy from Tappahannock, maybe he’s not ready for thousands of screaming (and most likely topless) fans!


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